Heaven, Hell, and Karma

In life, and experience, I believe in a concept called Karma. It can be simplified to this - good action and thoughts are rewarded with good feedback and results. Bad actions and bad thoughts result in bad feedback and results. I’ve always found this to be the case - and always felt a great amount of shame over the mistakes I have made in my life, few though they may be. Lately I have seen more and more bizarre behavior - not just from the Police (who I completely despise and spit on), but from all local humans. They seem more dull, confused, and like they have become complete Zombies. Now, I’m assuming these things are on their way out - they smell completely sick and dying. Putrid. Disgusting. I can only assume this is the karma from their poor actions, behavior, and thought patterns coming back to get them.

However, Karma is an extremely immediate thing. I think of one of my songs, my creations. Every single one of them represents hours and hours of hard work alone, not to mention the thousands of hours of practice it took to learn the musical instruments. Now, I sit here, enjoying my music - which I find to be beautiful and enjoyable. It’s an example of Good Karma, Good Work and action creating “good fruit”, the songs.

So, if you do happen to be a creature who stands on two legs, who will be “an annoying nuisance until the day you die”, and you cry and piss your pants and shit yourself on a regular basis - I have shocking news for you. Not everybody is like that! I don’t cry, piss, or shit myself at all! Pretty much!

However, I don’t need to know all that to know that the vast majority of the human race is completely pathetic. It’s made extremely obvious simply by the way you all drive. I notice everybody drives fast, nobody seems to use cruise control, and nobody seems like they are capable of maintaining focus or belong on the roads. Plus, you all drive extremely hostilely and close to one another, and close to me specifically. My question is, where are you all going? Don’t you have 9 to 5 jobs? Shouldn’t you all be at work all day? Something is seriously not adding up here!

Now, on the plague that is clearly infecting your species. You all smell completely fucking putrid. I mean, you always smelled bad, but now it’s like you’re all literally rotting flesh! It definitely seems to me, from my perspective, that there is a horrible sickness infecting YOUR SPECIES! I can only assume this plague is here to eradicate inferior specimens. I’ve definitely noticed LESS cars on the roads. Still, way too many, obviously - but tangibly less.

So? Do I really need to explain karma to you? I’m just riffing out and wasting time. It doesn’t look like any of you enjoy your lives at all!

And seriously. Give me some god damn personal space, you fucking disgusting scum creatures.

Shadieu

Jonny Shadieu

I AM LITERALLY A GOD.

https://shadieu.com
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