3D Virtual Reality for Socialization and Life Training
Hello, humans.
It’s come to my attention that the absolute need to become an indoor species is becoming more and more obvious and prevalent not just by the day, but by the second. Human activity in densely populated areas is leading to the destruction of the atmosphere at a rapid pace. The rapid extinction of our species is shocking, horrifying, and obvious. Now, you can either fail to accept this, and die along with the hoard, or you can evolve and survive.
Humans obviously do not deserve to exist, as a whole. But do you? As an individual? Can you honestly say that you deserve to live, and have led a good life? I’d like to think at least one human creature reading this perhaps has, and can show any amount of interest in something as basic as learning. Step One : Do not Cheat at Video Games.
A common myth among human society is that video games are addictive, lowly, for lower levels of existence humans, without jobs, etc. However, this is not an accurate representation of what these are at all. I dare say video games program intelligence in as direct a manner as possible. It’s extremely simple. You cannot do something at first, have to learn how to do it, then you can do it. After doing this, you are a little bit more intelligent, a little better at learning things, a little better at working, and have an edge on all otber members of human society. You have, a real accomplishment, if you so much as defeat a single enemy in any video game, multiplayer or single player.
Last year, I purchased an Oculus Quest 2. I had loads of fun playing multiple games, namely Super Hot VR and Thrill of the Fight. I specifically bought this for the ability to play Thrill of the Fight, a boxing simulator I was extremely impressed by. To say this is some of the best fighting training in the world is an understatement. Even the lowest levels of VR have given us a boxing simulator capable of training punches, movement, dodging and defense, strategy, technique, bodily control, and get an extremely functional workout in that will leave you sweating bullets. Not even one year later, I found myself in a shockingly short stay in the highest level of federal prison in the United States. I’d say the boxing simulator is a factor in what helped me easily ward off and destroy my assailants using my bare hands, steroid boosted creatures who had obviously been given the okay to attack me as much as they wanted. This, probably did not work out for them.
Now, as to the implications of a three dimensional virtual reality headset that is actually functional. The Oculus Quest 2 is large, clunky, difficult to work out in, the screen is not nearly what it should be, and yet still, the implications are incredible. If you haven’t ever used one, I recommend you ask one of your friends to use theirs, or purchase one if you can afford it even just for these games alone. Another great part about virtual reality, is that instead of video games being the typical, sit on your ass with a sea of cups of ramen noodles and cheeto puffs, (A myth that is very accurate for things that cheat at the video games, missing out on all the positive aspects of, uh, actually playing the games), is that all video games suddenly become extremely valuable sources of cardiovascular exercise. Simply moving around in your room or apartment with an oculus quest is a killer workout. I believe a pair of digital gloves simply with sensors like that on the oculus will shatter the world.
